I have a relative named Kelly that lives in North Florida. She is so awesome and we are pretty close, but I haven't seen her since last summer, and I just recently found her email out of my mom's. I have sent her two emails so far, but haven't heard back from her. She only has one leg and has to walk with crutches. One day I asked her about it. I can't really remember, but I think she had some kind of cancer when she was twelve and they had to amputate one of her legs to save her. She calls me her baby girl, and they have a dog with a super funny name. The dog's name is..... wait for it...... dammit! The dog
s name is Dammit. Kelly is awesome and so is her husband Buddy.
Yes it is Easter, and yes I got candy, but I'm so fucking bored right now! My dad and I were shooting the air soft gun in our back yard, but it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too hot to be out there anymore. My dad had me bring my laptop out the back porch where we are sitting and pull up a couple of websites for guns. It's nothing bad. We both love guns, and he has so many gun magazines and there are sites dedicated to a single gun, and he wanted to check them out, but didn't want to turn on the dinosaur our old computer is. That thing must be the slowest thing on the planet. A snail could get across town before that thing was fully booted up! Well I'm still out on the porch with my dad while I'm writing this. Sometimes it really sucks when I don't have any weekend plans. That's why when someone asks me if I'm doing any thing on a certain weekend my usual answer is that I don't have any plans. Someone please contact me so I can have contact with the outside world!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
I have finally changed the pictures. This week it's epic fails. I was thinking of having people of walmart as next weeks pics. It is amazing what these people will wear. I have seen so many videos filled with pics of people and these crazy outfits at walmart. I was looking at this one video and a picture showed up of a woman who was wearing regular clothes until you got to the shoes. They were freakin' stripper heels! In my mind I was going," Soccer mom whore?" With some of them I just stared at in disbelief and others I was literally laughing my ass off.
Tomorrow I have to go to judging for chorus, and I'm super nervous! We have to go all the way in Lakeland to a place called Teneroc High school, and perform two songs we have been working on, and then sight read. last time we got all over superiors. I'm really nervous, because last year my dad was there, but this year he can't chaperone due to his work schedule. He tried to figure out some way around it, but he couldn't. It was so funny at lunch. Nelson decided to say that he was gay to get Cheyenne off his back. He told all of us except her. And she completely bought it! I was trying so hard not to laugh at that. Then I said that for a girl it would be good to have a gay guy as a friend, because you would have the essence of a guy and you wouldn't have to worry about him wanting to touch your boobies. Nelson said that he has had friends that are girls and they have changed in front of him, and he doesn't make a big deal out of it. He lives with his sister so he has seen it all and doesn't really care. He said," I'm not one of those guys that when they see boobs they go: BOOBIES LET ME TOUCH THEM!" and when he said that the vice principal Ms. Allen was right behind him. All of us lost it. He started talking about an imaginary show to cover him, and River joined in. Me, Candace, Clara, and Cheyenne couldn't stop laughing. Nelson was lucky that she didn't hear that. It was like the time Nelson took Mykala's sketch pad and drew boobs on this one picture and Deputy Helms came up behind him. Sorry Natalie, but I don't think I'm going to go to the library anymore, because I don't want to miss any jokes or anything at lunch. Sorry.
My dad is soooooooooo awesome! He and my mom went out to run some errands, and they stopped at walmart. They came back and my dad got me and my sister a Hunger Games poster for our room. It has a black background and on the top it says," May the odds be ever in your favor." Then it has a picture of the mocking jay pin and it's in golden flames and across the bottom it says," Hunger Games 2012." My sister and I tapped it to our door. This poster is so special that we replaced the Florida Gators poster that was there and it takes a lot to make us move that. And to make it even more better my dad got an air soft pistol with a container with 10,000 pellets. It came with a target and we practiced shooting it. It's so cool. Me and my brother and sister want to know how to shoot so dad got this to teach us the basics and then move us up more. Dad and I came up with the greatest idea ever! My dad has a lot of wood boards in the garage and we were thinking of making a square frame and then a board in the middle of the bottom so we could drive it into the ground. He has this huge stapler and we were thinking of taking Justin Bieber poster and use that as target practice. We need a bigger target anyways. I suggested that we take a black marker and doodle over his face before we shoot. I was thinking buck teeth and other stuff. I love my dad.
I am going to have a very lazy Sunday. I didn't get that yesterday. On Friday night I laid down on the couch and I guess I fell asleep. When I woke up my mom was on the other couch and was watching tv. I asked her what time it was and she said it was 5:30 in the morning. We washed some clothes, my mom took my dad to work so we could have the van, we went to mcdonalds and got breakfast to go, and then we went to the laundramat. Our dryer is busted so we can only wash clothes at home then we take it over there and dry them. Now we are going to have to use the washers too since the bottom of ours is starting to leak real bad. We need to replace both of them, but we just don't have the money to do it right now. After that we went grocery shopping, and my mom took me over to Ross where I got two new bras with underwiring. I finally have some that has support. When we were looking at them my mom picked up one then just put it down. I picked it up and felt the padding. They must've had two inches of padding on the thing! I told my mom that I wanted boobs of a regular teen not a thirty year old woman. She just started to laugh. Well we finished shopping came home and I finally got to relax! I spent most of the time back in my room playing video games which is what I'm doing right now. Then last night I went to bed at a regular time and woke up around nine. I will have a nice relaxing day!
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